Like there isn’t enough meaningless animosity between Wisconsin and Illinois, those damn cheeseheads had to go and take the gloves off by dumping 4.6 billion gallons of crap into Lake Michigan. As Mayor Daley so eloquently put it, “Wisconsin has to change. Milwaukee has to change. That’s why you see the beach closings. That’s unfair. We have open space. We don’t have any factories and businesses all along the lake.”

Although to be fair, NBC5 points out that “that most of the sewage dumped into the lake was water”. Yeah, water. Just water. No bacteria, or E. coli, or anything like that.Wisconsin State Journal asks its cranky neighbors from downstairs to keep the noise down and lay the blame squarely on Milwaukee, not Wisconsin as a whole. I guess I can do that.