floating pile of crap (with million dollar renovation)
I forgot to mention that I went on this piece of shit a few weeks ago. Don’t do that. Actually, if you like being held hostage in a floating cell with hot wings and terrible MOR dance music from 1996, it’s not that bad a time.
Hah! It’s funny, ’cause I used to work for a travel company that booked people to ride on that thing back when 1996 was, like, THE FUTURE, man!
Never experienced it firsthand, though. And now, thanks to your succinct but telling review, I don’t really have to!