I love the Cubs, but Sammy Sosa is a little bitch. The pouty princess reportedly “showed up for work at 12:10 p.m., barely an hour before game time, and purportedly left a half-hour later, without permission and without goodbyes.” [ via ChicagoSports.com ].

Part of the appeal of the Cubs is their do-gooder, better luck next time attitude. Even when they don’t win, they win. But Sammy is putting a real dirty spot on that shine with all of his recent indiscretions (corked bat, injuring back while SNEEZING, being on the Sox, etc). Dusty Baker would be a wise man to cut the cord now, before this one really starts to stink.

Related posts:

1. Little Pistol & Sammy North at Innjoy Tonight
2. “Man severs own penis, throws it at officers”
3. Forgot to shop? Craig’s got you covered
4. Tribune On Trial
5. Letter to Parking Jackass #1