I love the Cubs, but Sammy Sosa is a little bitch. The pouty princess reportedly “showed up for work at 12:10 p.m., barely an hour before game time, and purportedly left a half-hour later, without permission and without goodbyes.” [ via ChicagoSports.com ].

Part of the appeal of the Cubs is their do-gooder, better luck next time attitude. Even when they don’t win, they win. But Sammy is putting a real dirty spot on that shine with all of his recent indiscretions (corked bat, injuring back while SNEEZING, being on the Sox, etc). Dusty Baker would be a wise man to cut the cord now, before this one really starts to stink.