What is this “election” thing everyone keeps talking about?

It’s like that great scene in Being John Malkovich. But everyone is saying “election election election. election? election. mmmm, election!”

So, in other election related news, make sure to prepare yourself for a wait tomorrow. Hopefully Chicago has enough polling places that they can accommodate the influx of newly registered voters. But word on the street is that a crapload of states that allow early voting were slammed with long wait times, upwards of 3 hours (Arizona, North Carolina, Georgia, and, of course, Florida)

Best times to go are between 10am – 3pm, so organize a field trip at work. Get a shuttle. A limo. Whatever it takes. And if your boss is a hard ass and won’t let you leave or come in late so you can fulfill your duty as a citizen, you should quit your job because you are probably working for THE DEVIL.

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