This morning I was gifted this gem of a story by some gregarious tale-telling lawyers.

Apparently there is currently a murder case on the docket involving a gentleman who was performing surgery on his kitchen table using common utensils. One of the lawyers asked if he had the good sense to keep a nurse on hand. When his answer was “no”, he seemed genuinely shocked. Forget about the fact that this guy was hacking people open with a pizza wheel, he was just plain NUTS for not keeping a nurse on staff.

Where do you draw the line?