Mike Ditka is finally fulfilling his lifelong dream of being a super famous movie star. After forgettable appearances on such award-winning and thought-provoking shows as Becker, Coach and 3rd Rock from the Sun, he’s finally getting a chance to break into the big time with a role in Kicking & Screaming. He will get to show his acting range by playing, what else, a coach!

(related: look at his entire film/tv career to witness his broad range – Himself, Himself, Coach Mafferty, Himself, Football Coach)

HIGH-larious! Since Will Ferrell is the new Jim Carrey, we are sure Mike Ditka will be propelled from little known nobody straight to the stars. Because no one knows who Mike Ditka is.