I can’t help it. It’s EVERYWHERE!

Garfield Park Conservatory’s 6th Annual Chocolate Fest is this weekend. Chances are you will see me galavating around like a 5-year-old on speed.

Free samples from local chocolatiers, and what the hell are “Chicago’s only fruiting chocolate trees”? Is there such a thing as a tree that bears chocolate? And, if so, why aren’t the streets lined with them?

I am sure it is just a clever play on words, but I am now going to look into becoming a botanist so I can crossbreed said tree.