Damn you New York City! Why are we always playing second fiddle??!?!

A report on national commute time rankings came out, and Chicago (33.2 minutes) squeaked in right behind New York (38.3 minutes).

Chicago – We suck only slightly less.

For once, even in a category where there are no awards, it would be nice to be able to say “We’re Number 1! We’re Number 1!”