Shit hits the fan
Dave Matthews Band has finally been fined for shitting all over, and I am not just referring to their horrendous music.
A judge Friday ordered the Dave Matthews Band to pay $200,000 to an environmental fund as settlement in the Illinois attorney general’s case against the band for dumping human waste on a Chicago River tour boat last summer.
Cook County Chancery Division Presiding Judge Dorothy Kinnaird agreed to the settlement, in which the band would pay $200,000 to the state. The money would be placed in a fund for environmental protection and education.
More insanely successful and therefore wealthy knuckleheads should start dumping poo. It’s good for the trees.
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What makes this story even better is that Ben & Jerry’s is just rolling out their newest flavor of ice cream:
Dave Matthews Band Magic Brownies
I shit you not.
http://www.benjerry.com/our_products/flavor_details.cfm?product_id=151
Wow, that flavor name just fucking smacks of effort. It was kinda cute in a totally stupid way when B&J “corporate in a non corporate way sponsorship” flavors were a play on words, but this is just totally lame.
I would have loved to have been in on that meeting when some marketing jackass dully said “How bout Dave Matthews Band Magic Brownies?” and everyone else thought it was a good idea.
Idiots
$200,000 isn’t enough. I vote for a fine that makes it financially impossible for DMB to shit in the river again.