Fox News at 9 – A Dirty Birdy

I flipped on to channel 12 last night to watch The Simpson’s as The Daily Show is in psycho rerun mode right now, and caught the last couple minutes of the broadcast. They were talking about the big spider crab house party happening off the coast of Melbourne, and the newscaster referred to it as on “orgy”.

HE SAID ORGY IN JEST ON THE 9:00 PM NEWS!

He then quickly corrented himself and referred to it as “mating”.

Also, am I crazy, or is there NO SEARCH FUNCTION on foxchicago.com? I was trying to link to their story, and see if they had transcripts so I could quote directly, but to no avail. Don’t they know that search functions are the glue that holds this whole interweb together?

3 Comments so far

  1. tom (unregistered) on May 26th, 2005 @ 10:32 am

    i thought paris hilton video were the glue that held it together


  2. Lauren (unregistered) on May 26th, 2005 @ 10:37 am

    No, paris hilton video is the spine that holds it up.


  3. steven (unregistered) on May 26th, 2005 @ 12:08 pm

    Uh uh, the paris hilton video is the reason Al created it in the first place.



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