When my girlfriend and I first read the ad for our apartment in the Reader, we thought it would be a shithole. Three bedrooms in the Ravenswood/Lincoln Square area, for dirt cheap. We could not have been more wrong. We were so wrong that we signed a three year lease.

I mean, seriously, we have a vineyard in our back yard. Yes, that is a photograph of grapes, taken minutes before this was written.

It’s that good.