Part 1 of a 2-Part Series (for now)

This is, rather obviously, not an officially CTA-sanctioned ad. Things I like about this ad:

1. Dominique and Unique rhyme.
2. The chutzpah of just putting your ads on the El yourself.
3. The use of numbered lists, even when you don’t have that many items.
4. Look out! SILKY SILK IS BACK! Is Silky Silk a fabric or a person? Is this a good thing? GUESS WHAT.