So I was walking by some dude today who was wearing a “Captain of Crunch” shirt passing out some new crap for the McDonalds. He caught my eye because I heard him talking to a woman on the corner: “I get paid to have people hate me.” Next thing he jumps on a short wall next to me and yells “Hey! Want to try some food that sucks?” And then he kept walking down the street offering it to specific people