Leaving My Apartment Has Become Dangerous

To the guy who pushed me down and gave me a nice gash on my forehead at Mutiny Saturday night:

I probably deserved it. However, you’re lucky you left immediately after slamming me into the ground, and you’re very lucky I don’t remember what you look like.

To Ed, the owner of Mutiny:

Sorry for turning your bar into a hockey game. Thanks for not kicking me out. I hope this doesn’t make you reconsider the show I’m putting together at your place on September 23, featuring M.O.T.O., the Manhandlers, and a new band called the Pumps. I promise I’ll behave from now on.

Like how I worked that plug in?

Until then, I think I’m going to stay indoors for a while, and pad all the corners with pillows.

6 Comments so far

  1. nikkos (unregistered) on August 1st, 2005 @ 1:58 pm

    OK, I’ll take the bait: why, pray tell, were you starting bar fights at Mutiny? I think the name of the bar is simply the name of the bar- not necessarily a suggestion for patron behavior.

  2. tom (unregistered) on August 1st, 2005 @ 2:38 pm

    haven’t you heard? apparently it’s been my new thing. however, since this is the third weekend in a row that’s resulted in physical disfigurement for yours truly, i’ve decided this new lifestyle ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.

  3. tankboy (unregistered) on August 1st, 2005 @ 3:18 pm

    You should have come to see me DJ. There were no fights there. Also, Tom, for your sake…stop getting into fight! I told you no more going out without adult supervision!

  4. nikkos (unregistered) on August 1st, 2005 @ 4:04 pm

    “To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

    Homer J. Simpson

  5. tom (unregistered) on August 1st, 2005 @ 5:03 pm

    tankboy, didn’t you know? saturday’s alright for fighting.

  6. That Darn Kat (unregistered) on August 1st, 2005 @ 10:30 pm

    Ha! Nice job on the plug, Tom. Sorry you got slammed like that at the end of the night, that sucked. It was quite an evening and I have a fairly spectacular bruise myself to remember it by.

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