Memo To: Department of Film
Re: E.T.
When you invite oh say 30,000 people over to your backyard to hang out and watch a movie right next door to that part of your yard that you spent a gazillion dollars on, get a sound system that’s more than a few tinny speakers hanging from a handful of poles for frig’s sake, wouldya?
um and how about some working bathrooms!!!
Oh, you’re kidding — we didn’t need to use them. That’s even worse.