I smell a thief. A jealous, angry thief. That smells like cheese.
Moooove over Chicago: Wisconsin is having 100 or so cows
PUN-TACULAR! Way to go Sun-Times! Moooooo-ve, like the sound a cow makes. Clever. Also, referencing Simpsons catchphrases from a decade ago. So cutting edge.
Also, didn’t someone already do something with cows? Painted cows? Painted cows by local artists? Who was that? I think it was Akron. Or maybe Boise. Hmmmm.