Dating Hilarity

As you know, I

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  1. Bassaholic (unregistered) on August 18th, 2005 @ 11:19 am

    This almost makes me nauseous…wait..yes it makes me naseous. Is this a joke? I have to belive it is. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the Marshall Field’s cosmetic counter to meet my future wife.

  2. nikkos (unregistered) on August 18th, 2005 @ 11:31 am

    Sadly, no. It’s chock-full of hard-hitting articles, such as: “How not to stalk him after that date”

    Go ahead, click through- you know you want to:

  3. Moon (unregistered) on August 19th, 2005 @ 11:37 am

    Is it OK if I have $200 shoes that I paid $15 for at Filene’s???


  4. till @ berlin metblogs (unregistered) on August 20th, 2005 @ 6:01 am

    Wow, that’s sick. I guess I need to go shopping. :D Well, maybe not. ;)

  5. Alana (unregistered) on August 22nd, 2005 @ 9:36 am

    I’ll vouch for the key ring and good sheets. The key ring comes first though.

    There’s something very old-fashioned about a guy who carries a pocket knife/key ring thingie. It reminds me of my grandpa, who was one of those guys who was always prepared and always knew how to take care of things. It makes a girl feel safe.

    ’05 or no, I’m a gal who still likes a big, strong man who can take care of me if I’m in trouble. -Not that I can’t take care of myself, but where’s the fun in that? Plus I have a sneaking suspicion that a lot of guys actually like being the kind of guy who can swoop in for the rescue. It’s all manly and stuff.

    Guy who leaves me stranded on the side of the freeway? -1,000 points.

    Guy who not only comes to get me while the tow truck is en route but is able to fix that busted hose? +100,000,000.

    It’s hot.

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