Out of the mouths of babes
From the NoLa Metroblog:
“Where in the Jesus H. MacGillicuddy would you rather we live? Florida? More hurricanes. California? Earthquakes, wildfires. Kansas? Tornadoes. New York? Terrorism hot-spot, asshole.”
Yes Chicago, I ::heart:: you. Thank you for keeping my family and me safe. Cold, but safe.
I always tell the bums that they should be thinking of moving to New Orleans around this time of the year.
Now I’m going to have to use another city. Maybe Crawford, Texas.