But I didn’t actually see any of the altercation at the Bulls game last night. My first Bulls game, there’s a fight, and I miss it. Of course, I was in the nosebleeds and they kept distracting us with animated donut races and giant floating bulls and Luvabulls and BreakaBulls and the like. And I missed “Welcome WNEP Theater” on the big screen, which was how I had gotten tickets in the first place.

Oh, and with that giant screen right in front of us, we had to keep reminding ourselves to look down and watch the actual game instead of zoning out as though we were watching TV at home. Oh, I missed that play, where’s the TiVo remote…