Well, the competition is really heating up in this, week 3 of the TMHOF! If you’re just tuning in, get caught up with Week 1 and Week 2 of the TMHOF.

Last weekend, St. Patty’s weekend Pt. 1, was a good one for txt msgs. Why? Because there were even more drunk people than usual wandering the streets and clogging the bars of our fair city. Even nikkos received a booty txt, the close cousin of the booty call. Of course, I didn’t actually see the message on my phone til Sunday morning. Life is cruel. This weekend, St. Patty’s Day Pt. 2: The Drunkening should prove just as fertile for txt msg shenanigans.

There’s more…

TMHOF regular Mike battles back with three new and particularly suggestive txt msgs:

“Make out w my friend while im sleeping after a bang hmmm thats hot 2 ;)”

“I just sprayed hairspray directly in my eyeball I do believe that’s the 2nd thing that went in my eye that shouldn’t have 2day”

“Nice, I love titty bars. but i love tits. i didn’t do Kim, but i did however puke up a shot on her and just a bunch of other drunk stuff.”

Metroblogging’s very own Lauren Liss and her sister Brianne submitted this little gem:

“You left a pickle in the bag and now my cookie taste like pickles.”

Even though I know the actual context of the msg above (think: lunch), it’s still kinda hott.

Oh, and last but not least, the TMHOF goes Hollywood: famous idiot Jessica Simspon was dumped via txt msg. This chick isn’t even divorced yet and she’s already dating and being dumped. It would be sad if it weren’t so fucking funny. (via, seemingly, everywhere):

“This week’s Star is supposedly going to report that Adam Levine broke up with Jessica Simpson via a text message that said: “Really busy. Need Space.”

It all started when Levine blew-off their Valentine’s Day date as Jess pressured him for answers. It took a while to sink in and when it did, she told her best friend, “I just got dumped.” And by text message, no less. Ouch! “

“It took a while to sink in.” That’s gotta be the understatement of the year.

Keep sending your txt msgs to me at nikkos350@hotmail.com! I’ll make you famous, or at least humiliate you thoroughly.