“Man severs own penis, throws it at officers”

First, you should be thankful I don’t have a photo.

The Sun-Times reports:

“Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them — his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

“We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own,” said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.”

1 Comment so far

  1. steven (unregistered) on March 17th, 2006 @ 9:47 am

    Meth, anyone?

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