Emission Impossible (ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!)

Went to my mandatory vehicle emissions test recently, you know, to be in full compliance. Well, I only went once I got a nice note from the Illinois Environmental Protection Agency which said “LEGAL NOTICE – DO NOT DESTROY – FINAL WARNING.” And this note is red, and it says “Failure to comply will result in the SUSPENSION of your DRIVERS LICENSE.” So I was like, that’s cool. I have this 95 jeep gr cherokee V8 that gets 10 sweet miles per gallon. Isn’t it pretty clear that this car is not very friendly to the environment? Maybe they should require me to buy a smaller car as a first step. Not go right to the “you can’t drive anymore.” A happy medium. So I go to this thing…which is free by the way. In CA it’s like $40. So I wait a while and they’re like “you passed” and I left, stopped by the gas station and put in $65 worth of regular, and there you go. A perfect day.

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