Not THAT Alana Waters.


I did not like my name growing up. My brother Christopher always got the cool personalized mugs and bike license plates. If I was lucky, I found one in “Sharon”, my first name, but not the one I went by. Over the years I have grown into my name and even enjoy the fact that it’s so uncommon. So imagine my surprise when my boyfriend, obviously bored out of his Googling mind at work one day, called to exclaim “There’s a whore with your name on the Internet and she works in Chicago!!!”


So lest anyone get confused, I have not turned to a life of tricks. I’m still an underpaid web-designer-slash-photographer who no one would ever pay for sex.

3 Comments so far

  1. Alana (unregistered) on June 27th, 2006 @ 9:34 am MINNESOTA ST. PAUL US UNITED STATES 3M COMPANY

    Yeah, we track that stuff.

  2. Bill V (unregistered) on June 27th, 2006 @ 12:01 pm

    I hear gigs photographing bj’s pays quite well. Might be a good paying side job. Just don’t get too close!

  3. Alana (unregistered) on June 27th, 2006 @ 12:23 pm

    Clearly I have missed my calling!

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