Yeah, I Can Win This Shit


Since we’re on the topic of white jackets (see the last link in my previous post) it’s only appropriate that as soon as I posted, this e-mail came through from CANS.

Seriously, what better way to increase Chicago’s ranking in the list of the hottest cities for singles than by encouraging all area men to dress as Don Johnson? Scoff you may, but I would consider it an improvement over the Abercrombie clones one witnesses on any given night out in the city.

Any aspiring Tubbses out there? Oh, and does anyone have a pump shotgun without a stock that I could borrow?

7 Comments so far

  1. Artemis (unregistered) on July 26th, 2006 @ 2:26 pm

    Someone to be the Hooker With The Heart of Gold who tips Crockett & Tubbs off would help your chances of winning for sure. ;)

  2. nikkos (unregistered) on July 26th, 2006 @ 2:30 pm

    Are you volunteering? ;)

  3. nikkos (unregistered) on July 26th, 2006 @ 2:35 pm

    As an aside, I predict Crockett and Tubbs will be HUGE as Halloween costumes this year. As always, you heard it here first.

  4. Artemis (unregistered) on July 26th, 2006 @ 2:39 pm

    I KNEW that would be your response! ;) Alas, my wardrobe is sorely lacking in gold lame and electric blue spandex.

  5. nikkos (unregistered) on July 26th, 2006 @ 2:43 pm

    Ha ha ha! That’s what thrift stores are for…

  6. south of north (unregistered) on July 26th, 2006 @ 4:29 pm

    nikkos, did you just admit you’re on cans’ email list?

  7. nikkos (unregistered) on July 26th, 2006 @ 4:54 pm

    Cans, Four, Salud- I’m on the list. What of it?

    Anyways, nice to see you’re still alive- been awhile since we’ve heard from ya ’round these parts.

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