Steamy Hot Tub Sex!

I have been following this very important story out of Lockport since I read about it yesterday and I am happy to report the outcome today: not guilty! The details: A 38 year-old woman and her 22 year-old boy toy were cavorting in her backyard outdoor hot tub, definitely naked and probably having sex! Well, lo and behold, a 14 year-old kid next door (and/or his busybody mother) spotted the happy couple and naturally called police, because that is what busybodies and their curious children do in such a situation. After what must have been an embarrassing courtroom scene for everyone involved (for various reasons) a judge did what rational people do when confronted with such a situation: he found them not guilty, because there was no evidence that the couple thought anyone could see what they were doing. Well, yes, they were in her own backyard, weren’t they? That kid is going to be scarred for life, and not because of what he saw out the window, but from the wedgies he’ll be getting at school for the next year. Ah well, back in the hot tub, everybody!

3 Comments so far

  1. Dave! (unregistered) on September 29th, 2006 @ 11:06 am

    I guarantee it wasn’t the 14-year old boy who was upset and complained.


  2. Mrs. Crapanzano (unregistered) on October 1st, 2006 @ 5:42 am

    You can google to 2 posts here about Hastert and Foley, but you can’t comment to them. They seem to have disappeared from the post list. Both were from September 29, 2006. Has this site been edited?


  3. Mrs. Crapanzano (unregistered) on October 1st, 2006 @ 5:45 am

    PS. The woman accused of boffing her boy toy in the hot tub is a policewoman who recently turned in those tattling neighbors for their unpaid parking tickets to the tune of $500+. She claims she wasn’t having sex, that the story is revenge. Too bad for that kid, if he’s being used by his parents for that.



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