Respect the Digits


Fellows, listen to an old married man — when you get those lovely little numbers, never discard them casually on the street. It’s just bad dating karma — if it works out, you don’t want anyone else calling her. And if it doesn’t, spare a brother the hassle.

(Unless, Nina, this was your ruse to find a man desperate enough to call some random stranger. C’mon girl, have a little self-respect.)

3 Comments so far

  1. Marty (unregistered) on October 10th, 2006 @ 7:10 pm

    Of all the mean things I read to day, this is the coldest. Throwing out digits, like that? Damn.

  2. Dave! (unregistered) on October 10th, 2006 @ 7:46 pm

    Don’t assume… somewhere there may be a dude cryin’ in his beer, “Man, she was beautiful, and she gave me her number… and I lost it!!”

  3. mamazilla (unregistered) on October 10th, 2006 @ 11:25 pm

    a) if it was meant to be… it was meant to be found thru craigslist via missed connections.

    b) there’s a knitting shop called “nina” on division near milwaukee. no, seriously.

    c) nina was probably not her real name and the phone # was probably made up too… um, not that i know this from experience or anything…

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