I’d take the pig
This NFL Championship season I’ve been following the very important topic of what foodstuffs politicians wager on the games. For the big game, Daley has that same package of Chicago-style foods super-sized with a whole pig. In response, Indianapolis Mayor Bart Peterson came back with a Neil Sedaka concert. Neil Sedaka? Wow, way to make winning no fun.
Neil Sedaka? That actually makes me relieved we *didn’t* win! Maybe that was Peterson’s clever way of psyching out the Bears… I mean, if they got wind of that before the game, it sure would explain a lot.