They were mighty warriors…
From the menu at Opera:
Crisp Eight Immortal Squid Garlic Mayonnaise, Sweet Chili, 5 Spice Dipping Salt
Ah, the Crisp Eight Immortal Squid. They were a mighty lot, forced to roam the earth…wreaking havoc any chance they could. Only one man could take away their power, which was also their curse…one man and his boiling pot. That man is the great and mighty Chef Paul Wildermuth.But alas, this is a tale for another time, dear children. Now eat your dinner and run to bed.
Wait, if you’re eating them, but they’re immortal… are they alive in your stomach? Either gross or inaccurate.
The squid has been defeated, but the soul still burns.
Did they ink themselves before becoming a menu item?