Dang it, I didn’t write it down anywhere, but trust me, weeks ago I totally guessed “therapy” as the reason for the change in ANTM‘s Jaslene, as she revealed in her finalist heart-to-heart with Tyra tonight. In any case, it seems to have served her well, as Chicago’s own Online College Admissions Advisor is now, literally, America’s Next Top Model. Well, America’s Next Model Who Will Be Relentlessly Promoted By Tyra Banks Unless She Poses For Playboy Or Something. (Seriously, have you noticed that on the show they act like Adrianne Curry never exisited?)