Even celebrities can’t resist our many bars

That one guy from Transformers and some other stuff got drunk and refused to leave a Walgreens. Check out this hilariously ironic quote he gave in 2005 when asked what he thought about troubled alcoholic young actors like Lindsay Lohan:

“There is a different kind of reaction a person gives to Lindsay Lohan than to Anthony Hopkins,” LaBeouf said. “I want that. I don’t want the other side of it, and I try to stay away from that. I realize the position I’m in and how fast it happened. It’s humbling, and it’s crazy. I’m going for more than a five-year career here.”

I spent a lot of time coming up with a crappy Transformer reference for this. Are you ready?

When asked for comment, Optimus Prime said, “From the beginning the Autobots were supportive of this human and his inability to transform. How disappointing that he is just another out of control pretty boy. How troubling it is, his lack of character. There is not more than meets the eye.”

It was the best I could do… Um… Wait.

When questioned by police, Shia LaBeouf stated that he was simply waiting for a magic yellow car from the planet “Cybertron” to arrive that doubled as his designated driver.

2 Comments so far

  1. Joe (unregistered) on November 8th, 2007 @ 9:13 am

    Mr.LaBeouf hasn’t done his research on Anthony Hopkins. Dude was a raging alcoholic and hardcore partier. Maybe Shia’s going for that longterm post-cleaning-up-his-act kind of career.


  2. Freddie Sirmans (unregistered) on November 22nd, 2007 @ 8:36 pm

    Just browsing the internet. You have a very, very interesting blog.



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