Me: Hey guys, nice sign.

American Demolition Corp: Yep. Pretty sweet.

Me: I just noticed that that’s not actually an email address, it’s a web address.

American Demolition Corp: CRASH! Sorry, just demolishing things over here. Yeah, we’ve totally got e-mail. We’re Breaking Into The Future!

Me: No, I said that’s not an email. In fact, it looks like you’ve let your domain registration expire, so it’s just a bunch of ads for other companies.

American Demolition Corp: BOOM! What? I can’t hear you over our explosions.

Me: Nevermind. Have fun with the blowing things up!

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