Oh, the Humanity!

I was very very very upset visiting the Target on Elston last night. The master plan was to get kitty litter and paper towels, and then pick up some food from the “TacoHut” (Taco Bell & Pizza Hut combined). Instead, the entire food section was boxed up with a big Starbucks logo on it. I cried. I was pissed. What an injustice. Jokingly, I said “Watch, they’ll take out the Taco Bell to make room for the Starbucks, just like the crappy Target on Addison” (which our household is boycotting for 3 months for reasons unrelated to the lack of a Taco Bell). We paid, started walking to the door, when my sister burst out laughing. A building permit on the wall specifically stated “Remove Taco Bell, Install Starbucks Facilities”.
Damn you Starbucks! Why do you spite me!!!!
We decided that Taco Bell must have found out that Pizza Hut was having a hot affair with Starbucks at the other Target, and called it quits. Further research proves otherwise:

In select Pizza Hut multibrand sites, Pizza Hut’s delivery staff will begin delivering food made by its sister brands, which include Taco Bell and KFC.

The day when I can have 2 bean burritos with extra sauce and onions delivered right to my front door will be the greatest day of my entire existance.

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