I’ve been half-assed following this whole Dave Matthews Band fiasco, but this headline just really grabbed my attention: Dave Matthews Band Offers DNA To ID Waste.
How does that work? Did they just call them up and say, “We need DNA because we think this poopie is yours?”. And imagine the embarrasment of having your poo identified as your own THROUGH SCIENCE. And who is the poor person that has to run DNA tests on celebrity poo? “No, I never met Dave Matthews, but I did perform some tests on his feces”.
EW EW EW!
Which just begs the question, how long until something tied to this case makes its way to eBay? I would hate to think there is someone out there perverse enough to put such an item up for auction, but I have no doubt that there is someone out there who would buy it. That makes me sad.