Sometimes, after a really rough day, something wonderful happens. From the Sun-Times:

“A 6-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man crashed a children’s birthday party in Oak Forest, identified himself as “vengeance,” then helped himself to a piece of cake, police said.”
“When the owner of the home asked the man who he was, the intruder replied, “I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman.” Then the man went into the kitchen, cut a piece of birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it.”

AWESOME! Thank you, Sun-Times. You made my Monday worthwhile.