I went thrift shopping at the Unique Thrift Store on Wilson and Sheridan today over my lunch break. When I left to drive back to the office, someone had put this underneath my windshield (facing in the car, so I could read it when I sat in the driver’s seat)

It is a nasty old cross-stitch that is all faded and dirty. There are many conspiracy theories floating around the office as to who placed it there. Care to add your own?