People are getting all crazy-like about this election. Crazy like unicorns hopped up on cupcakes. We all know that Chicago has directly contributed to Illinois being firmly in the Kerry column, but that doesn’t keep those CRAZY republicans from being optimistic (which is another rarity in itself). From craigslist….

I will take off your Kerry / Edwards bumper stickers for free
Reply to: anon-47523523@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-11-01, 4:58PM CST

I will remove your Kerry/Edwards Bumper stickers tomorrow for free….after Tuesday it will cost you $10.

I will remove them for free, but I will bitch and moan about how you almost cost this country. But your sticker will be off nice and neat…and you won’t look stupid driving around on November Third.

Civil war, anyone? Do they sell bunkers at Target?