It’s too late to order on Amazon. It’s too busy and nauseating to go to the mall. But it’s never too late for craigslist. Some of the precious finds you can swipe up for loved ones on the quick…

Christmas with SAMMY SOSA – not REALLY Sammy Sosa, but a Sammy Sosa Celebriduck. WTF is a celebriduck?

Original Chicago Bozo the Clown 1970’s button pin – “Amazing memories of tv memorability” Total redundancy! and redundant!

2 Congas – because who couldn’t use 2 congas? I know I could use 2 congas.

Castle – Design yourself – i think this selling point sums it up – “this will keep the kids busy” (read: eggnog, here I come).

And you should trust craig, he was named one of Newsweek’s “Who’s Next 2005“