Ms. Liss wanted to know what the statute of limitations was on “dibs” on a parking space you dug out of the snow, right? Well, with the power vested in me by my over-arching ego and my self-indulgentent sense of import I hearby dub today the day that “dibs” expire city-wide.

I mean, c’mon. Snow is melting everywhere and any that is actually left on the street is there for color and definitely does not compose any sort of obstacle to parking. So give it up people, the free lunch endeth today!