OK, this really isn’t that funny. CAT fight is an anagram for CTA fight. Not a like a cat fight where two women claw at each other and try to pull out the other’s hair, but more like tough chicks who lace razor blades in their hair in apprehension of a fight. A CTA employee was slahed in the face while trying to break up a fight between two ladies at the Thorndal stop this morning.

That is just vicious. Unless she slashed him with Adamantium nails. Then that is pretty hardcore.