Just on a lark I was cruising around the Chicago Craigs List furniture listings yesterday afternoon. I was in search of a headboard but found something so much more amusing. Photos of people’s bedrooms.

Italian Bedroom Furniture Set – $1000.
Oh Jesus. “Paid well over $2500 when new”. Well that’s just sad. The whole HGTV home-decor craze is abundantly clear to me now. It’s charity for the taste-deprived.

Bedroom Set 7 pc. – WICKES – Queen Size – $1700
Who sold this monolithic collection to these poor, unwitting folks? It’s just not fair to take advantage of stupid.

7 piece bedroom set – $1100
You know what this screams? “I’m moving in with my football-obsessed boyfriend and he won’t let me bring my fairyland crap into his black-lacquer bedecked home. It clashes with the ceramic puma collection.”

Oh I’m worn out. Go look for yourself.