So this morning I was walking across Wacker (with walk signal) and this dude in a massive SUV was trying to turn left on to Wacker, but he had to wait for me to cross. As I passed him, I looked through his windshield and he was totally screaming at me, like totally freaking out. So of course I kept looking. Well, he wasn’t very happy about that at all, and started waving his arms around and leaning over to yell even more through the passenger window (which wasn’t open (dumbass)). Then just as I passed his massive SUV, about 4 inches past in fact, he totally floored it and shot off, still screaming. Anyway, it pissed me off.

Did you know in Los Angeles, it’s illegal for a car to enter a crosswalk if there is a pedestrian anywhere in it? So cars wait until the peeps are well past the car before they move. For those of you unfamiliar with this, one interesting thing is if you enter a crosswalk in LA where there is no light, the cars will actually stop for you. I’m not suggesting that’s right for the Chicago, but what’s with getting pissed off at the dude walking? Seriously. And it’s not like that was a lone assholio, something like that happens to me almost everyday, though maybe not to the same degree.

My point here is probably obvious: Chicago could totally kick the ass of Los Angeles! Chicago – 1, Los Angeles – 0! Take that!