Yeah, it’s hot. Mother f’n hot. But it could be worse. Actually, it is worse! This warning was found on the Tribune’s site (gotta love the Chicago media for trying to scare the bejesus out of us):

• Heat intensifies today
• Could be hottest in six years
• Thunderstorms to explode later
• Boil order issued for Joliet
• Lyme disease-carrier ticks found

Scared yet? Sounds like a to-do list for Satan. Or reasons 102-106 for why Chicago sucks.