The goliath Willow Creek Church has some Identity Theft themed services coming up.

Explore how you can recover if you’ve been ‘Robbed by Relationship,’ ‘Mugged by the Mirror,’ ‘Stolen by Success,’ or ‘Pick-pocketed by the Past.'”

I just want to know… Will God call you if he’s detected suspicious activity on your account?

I hope they keep up these l33t 53rv1c0rz.

I’d probably check this place out if they had

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