Chicago to get Calatrava skyscraper?
[place obvious sexual remark here]
In other news, I will unveil plans next Wednesday to build a new 2,000-foot Jenga.
Why next Wednesday?
Because Wednesdays are when plans are unveiled.
No wonder none of my plans ever got noticed. I was unveiling on Tuesdays. My 1,500-foot Port-a-John would have been a hit.
[place obvious sexual remark here]
In other news, I will unveil plans next Wednesday to build a new 2,000-foot Jenga.
Why next Wednesday?
Because Wednesdays are when plans are unveiled.
No wonder none of my plans ever got noticed. I was unveiling on Tuesdays. My 1,500-foot Port-a-John would have been a hit.