Affordable design and booze for the masses
Hold on to your butts… In just a short while you will be able to stock up on paper towels, bobby pins, Crystal light, bath towels and wine all at once. Without a membership to Costco.
Target on Elston has been approved for a liquor license, and will start selling beer and wine in the future. Like I need more of a reason to shop there. Last thing I heard was that the Target under construction on Peterson and Damen will be a SuperTarget, containing a full service grocery store. If they would just make all locations open 24 hours so I can shop for shoes I don’t need at 3 in the morning, that would be excelelnt.
Ohh Target my love, you are so perfect, your low prices, your quality merchandise, and now, your booze will flow from thine majestic teet to me, your devoted consumer. I wanna have your little baby Targets…… but not until you start hiring employees that aren’t rude or completely apathetic morons.
Oh a 24-hour Target! Such sweet nectar it would be!