assholes all over theplace

Hey, just curious…what’s the proper move with severe tailgators? Like when you can’t even see the car’s headlights in the rear view. My standard is usually to coast for a while and go down to 25 or so, then gun it and leave them in the dust, but last night it didn’t work at all, and I was left with nothing. Brake check isn’t my style since having the asshole crash into me would suck most of anything, but there has to be something else. Something. And I don’t own a gun, so that’s out.

7 Comments so far

  1. nikkos (unregistered) on September 21st, 2005 @ 12:45 pm

    Keep your right foot on the gas but gently tap the brake with your left- not enough to cause a crack-up, but enough for your brake lights to go on. That usually makes ’em back off a bit. Other than that- aim for the tires.

  2. c (unregistered) on September 21st, 2005 @ 12:52 pm


  3. steven (unregistered) on September 21st, 2005 @ 12:54 pm

    niiiiiice and sloooooooooooowwwwwwww

  4. Alana (unregistered) on September 21st, 2005 @ 1:09 pm

    oil slick.

    Didn’t you watch CHIPS?

  5. c (unregistered) on September 21st, 2005 @ 3:54 pm


  6. c (unregistered) on September 21st, 2005 @ 3:56 pm

    box of tacks

  7. steven (unregistered) on September 21st, 2005 @ 7:08 pm

    a fake road painted on the side of a wall

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