Nice Driving Skills, Jackass

Peeling out from a stop sign? Irritating.

Hauling ass out of a parking lot? Idiotic.

Hauling ass out of a parking lot on Wabash and Randolph in the middle of the day? Destructive. and Idiotic.

Some assface in an SUV peeled out and crashed into a Popeye’s downtown, sending 7 people to the hospital. What compels someone to think that might be a good idea? Is it because downtown is totally devoid of pedestrians? Maybe he thought his SUV was so fucking huge that people could just walk underneath the car’s chassis unharmed.

2 Comments so far

  1. HumanityCritic (unregistered) on December 1st, 2005 @ 6:20 pm

    Just passing through, great blog by the way.

  2. Dave! (unregistered) on December 2nd, 2005 @ 9:57 am

    “Aberman claims to remember nothing about the accident, which sent a total of seven people to four area hospitals.”

    Obviously, he’s a better lawyer than driver… claiming to remember nothing about the accident, my ass.

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