The Job of your Dreams
Do you have an extensive background in veterinarian skills, military expertise, and canine ass-kissing? Does craigslist have a job for you…
Our ideal candidate for this position will have some combination of demonstrable Veterinary Medicine training as well as a Military background. This person will travel with our clients, sometimes to rather undesirable overseas locations, and provide both in field Veterinary services and security services for the animals.
What a sexist employer! Eeeek!!
butler: a manservant (usually the head servant of a household) who has charge of wines and the table
Lauren-
My fave part is: “our services spans everything from protecting their investment to protecting their pure bred from kidnapping.”
How famous and/or paranoid do you have to be to worry about petnapping?