I was eating at Iggy’s at 1:30 am on Saturday and there were these two ladies sitting at the next table, both smoking. both holding their cigarettes toward my face.

Smokers, please tell me how I should help transition you out of existence. Should I have said something like “hey, please hold your cigarette away from my food.” or maybe “can’t you see I’m trying to eat this food and even though I can’t taste it very well since I’m wasted, I don’t want it to taste like ash,” or what I actually did which was make fun of them with my friend (not for smoking, just for looking stupid while doing it).

Also, I’m really dreading the cold temperatures coming now that’s it’s winter.