Remember back in the day when Dennis Rodman was ruffling all sorts of up tight feathers by doing crazy things like dressing like a woman and marrying Carmen Elektra? That was fun. He must be in some dire straights, as he just made the trek across the pond to guest star play on a British basketball team. This is quite possibly the most depressing line I have ever read.

The 44-year-old, who signed for the club in a one-game deal after being evicted from Celebrity Big Brother, scored four points in 26 minutes.

Knock him for getting up there in the years? Check.
Remind everyone of his recent humiliation on second-rate reality tv? Check.
Reveal his horrendous scoring record for the game? Check.

Touche, BBC.